I’m a Scientist is like school science lessons meet the X Factor! School students choose which scientist gets a prize of $1000 to communicate their work.
Scientists and students talk on this website. They both break down barriers, have fun and learn. But only the students get to vote.
This zone is the Disease Zone. It has scientists studying theĀ causes and processes ofĀ illness . Who gets the prize? YOU decide!
Q) What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?
A) A one molar solution
Q) Why did the white bear dissolve in water
A) Because it was polar
Sorry….I like lame jokes š
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Did you hear the one about Sodium? Na.
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Dear Kaitlin; You like jokes! And science jokes?!
How about this one? Scene in a class room of a medical school ; The professor was explaining Diabetes Mellitus(DM) with the urine sample in a cup-
Professor ; “The urine of DM is sweet due to large amount of glucose in it.” He dipped his finger in the cup and licked on it, then he passed it around to taste it.
The students couldn’t refuse it because the professor did so in front of their eyes.
Trickery ; The professor dipped his middle finger into the urine sample and tasted his index finger while the students dipped their index finger into the sample and tasted the same index finger!
You should be alert in the class room and very observative to be scientist!
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hehehehe….. my husband who is a science teacher in Sydney told me one last night.
A neutron walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, “How much for a beer?” The bartender offers him a warm smile and says, “For you, no charge”.
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How about the famous Higgs joke that went around when they were announcing the findings?
The Higgs boson walks into a church. The priest says “we don’t allow Higgs bosons in here.”
The Higgs boson says “but without me, how can you have mass?”
(credit: Brian Malow)
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